DAY 9, Sunday 9/21
Harris Beach State Park To Patricks Point State Park

Ride Time: 6h40min
Max Speed: 36 mi/hr (58 Km/hr)

My knee band is nowhere to be found today, so I’ll just get around it through a 'breakfast of champions' (Motrin ‘overdose’) until later. Anyway, today is a big(ger) day as not only we’re riding another 86 miles but we’re also crossing the border… to California. Oh, yeah -no more gray days is my guess, but we’ll see; although today it’s nice and sunny here in Oregon. The route also includes 7,500ft of ascent with an altitude range from 6 to 1575ft, with two major climbs of 1,250ft and 1,575ft. I am looking forward to the respective descents…

Bloxom and I started riding around 8am until we lost each other at the local Safeway, where I luckily found another knee band. That thing helps a lot when riding through knee pain.

Around 8:50am I was crossing the State Border; it’s no big deal if you’re on a bike, but Linda, on her fully loaded Enterprise ‘Gear Truck’, had to go through all the fruit & produce she carried with the Border Inspector. But in the end she was able to clear all those ‘greens’ into California, even those kindly donated by Mr. Bloxom.


The first 30 miles, the road was pretty much flat so I picked up a good pace and made it to the first check point around 9:40am. I guess skipping the coffee shop power-down stage today will help keep time under control… but I’m getting a good kick out of a RedBull instead. Pretty much every rider is now at the water stop, hanging out, drinking coffee, eating cliff bars and nuts, refilling water… taking it easy. This is Alan’s check point today (around mile 20), and -once again- he’s not shy at sharing with us, in his own ways, how this Ride’s diet menu has affected his digestion, because he’s ‘just not used to eating so healthy’… good thing we’re in the outdoors…
After taking a short break while teaching a couple on-demand not-so-diplomatic Spanish phrases to Alan and Stephanie and after not finding either Bursley or Bloxom anywhere around, I hit the road for more solo-riding along the agricultural valleys of California; a very different landscape from what I had already gotten used to seeing in Oregon. This part of the route is not coastal as it goes around Lake Earl towards Crescent City, which is back on the coast. And there’s where I ran into Bloxom again, who had been racing to catch up with the group, after burning some time trying to fix his bike computer (that apparently hasn’t worked for years).
So we rode the streets of Crescent City towards the first major climb of the day, up Redwoods Highway, for a winding 1,250ft ascent across Del Norte Coast Redwoods State Park. This was a tricky part of the route: high traffic, no shoulder, and every ascending turn would bring up another ascent, and another one, fact that made it harder to visualize the summit from a distance, so the slopes seemed endless. The Redwoods are imposing and make you wonder why they would be so massive, as they seem completely beyond human scale.

The descent however was, once again, the big reward, going from 1,250ft to 10ft in about 5 miles. While the maximum allowed speed for motorized vehicles here is 30 mi/hr, your bike can easily reach 40 mi/hr and go faster than the freaking logging trucks, RV’s and cars as you fly downhill. I personally feel much safer ripping down the road that fast, being able to leaving vehicles behind, than having them pass me 10 inches away from my left shoulder every 5 seconds…

A few miles past check point #2 (established right at the base of the descent) came the ‘Trees of Mystery’, this (weird) venue with a gigantic “49’-2” tall Paul Bunyan and his 35’ tall friend, Babe the Ox” (from the Trees of Mystery website) at the front yard. I have to say, and pardon my ignorance, that I am not a real connoisseur as far as understanding the importance of such celebrities for the northern culture and those who are in a better position than I am in that regard will have to forgive me, but, ‘with all due respect’ I decided to ignore it and, instead, go for some fuel (Fish & Chips) across the road. Most everyone else stopped at the ‘museum’ so, in case you are still curious about it, here are some illustrative pics I borrowed from them…

Just as I was leaving the restaurant for more solo-riding, I ran into Steve Bursley, who had been missing in action for most of the day, so we rode along the remaining 50 miles we had ahead of us before getting to Patrick’s Point State Park, in Trinidad. But this ride would not happen without a couple ‘encounters’, because, as usual, we would find some peculiar event and/or some character that would spice up the day for us.

Bursley needed some fuel, so we stopped at Klamath Indian Reservation’s convenience store, which was when we realized we were in Humboldt. Along the ride we have been open to any episode happen, but for some reason this spot was more like the Bermuda Triangle of weirdo’s. In alphabetical order, and in 10 minutes, we ran into:

*Mr. Baseball Helmet over a Baseball Cap, was this loony that approached us, who was riding his MTB from Tijuana to Portland… when we asked him for how long he’d been riding, it took him a whole minute to tell us he had no clue!
*Mr. Is that a Carbon Frame?, he actually surprised us with the knowledgeable comment about Bursley’s Trek Madone , (unlocked and leaning against the wall) and maybe we were profiling this dude, but he did seem like he wanted a ‘free ride’…
*Mr. Bragging around his friends waving a massive branch of Cannabis Sativa, in the middle of the street is self explanatory so it doesn’t need further comments…

Given the local ‘wavelength’ and because I had lost my sunglasses and needed new ones, I decided to get these ‘really-kewl-Poncherello-style’ shades from the store and rode along with them on for the rest of the day. Although I did look like a freaking bike-cop with them on, they were much appreciated when ripping down the slopes later on.

The final 20 miles were a drag. Not only we had a head wind, the pavement felt real sticky and at times it was hard to tell if we were going up or downhill, but every time we thought we had gone over the last hill, we would get another one. There were six of them, each averaging 300ft ascents; until we reached the final one, right at the State Park’s entrance, which was, of course, at the top of the hill.

Upon our arrival, part of the Village was already set up inside the roundabout, as this time our campsite is located in a Cool-de-sac; so I set up my tent ‘in the hood’ and put my gear away. At that point, Zeta and Camila showed up at the campsite and stayed over for dinner with our group. Zeta has been living in Arcata for about a year, after spending over 5 in Maui, where he used to be a surfing instructor and Matias, his twin brother, worked in a hotel there also. We go way back, to the age of four, when all three of us (and other chums that I keep seeing and are all over the world now) started attending Craighouse School (a British school in Santiago) and became buddies up until now. Matias is currently living in San Francisco, so we’ll be hanging out there Saturday night, after finishing up the 1,000-mile Big Ride.

Some of the riders were really tired that night and went straight to their tents after dinner, early, around 8pm. A few of us stayed up later (as usual, I guess) having beers and wine and hanging out around the fire, listening tunes from my windup radio until we ran out of logs for the fire (including the pallet we broke apart and burned) at which point most everyone went to bed. Zeta, Bill and I, however, moved further away from the campsite so people could get some sleep, took care of the last available beers, honored the Humboldt culture and debated about South American Politics in the 1970’s and our group’s next ride in Patagonia, until midnight.




DAY 8, Saturday 9/20
Bullard’s Beach State Park To Harris Beach State Park

Ride Time : 6h30min
Max Speed: 39.0 mi/hr (63 Km/hr)

After David’s route debriefing, Bursley, Bloxom and I headed back to Old Bandon (on-route) to load up some caffeine. We took the bike route this time, off of 101 (which I probably should’ve used last night). Not very far from the State Park, (Wild Bill) Bloxom stopped by this crumbling home mailbox to show and explain to us what had happened to his handlebars the night before (the yellow tape was all messed up). Turns out the road was pretty dark last night, so he ran over the darn thing, leaving the rusty tin can facing anywhere but in the right direction? Bill, however pointed out to us that, regardless of his ‘episode’ he had still been able to beat Bill Rice’s car, who gave the rest of us a ride back to the campsite last night… How come we’re not surprised? After cracking up for a few minutes and giving him shit about ‘Bandon’s moving mailboxes’, we scouted the local Coffee Shop, while the rest of the riders were long gone. Once again, and consistent with our ride habits, we privileged the good conversation, the mutual jokes and a badass warm-well-made cup of coffee. We’ll hammer it down later and catch up with everyone else somewhere along the way, if not at campsite.

In general, and mostly due to our outfits and (duh!) the numbers in our bikes, we get asked a lot about the Big Ride and how to get involved in future versions of it. This time, at the Coffee Shop, we met a really enthusiastic 70-something gentleman and his wife, who told us they would love to do it next year. The ride that is… I mean the Big Ride… well, you know what I mean. It is actually really inspiring to find that level of enthusiasm at such age, and I am sure they would be able to make it.


After heading out of Old Bandon, back on our bikes and only a few miles from town (pretty much around the corner) right where the Beach Loop Road connects back with 101, and frankly with the sole intention of buying a couple AA batteries for my camera, we found Jim’s Gems Rock Shop & Museum’. This funky establishment with all kinds of weird ‘products’ but, of course, no batteries whatsoever… That’s how we met Barney, the person in charge of the shop… and the ‘museum’. One of the main features, among sharp gems of all kinds and Jolly Roger’s, was a motorized-rusty-non-functional 1932 Schwinn Bike and a couple 1920’s cars (in really good shape, by the way) that, when we asked him about the price of them, he said "Let’s put it this way: if I would sell you one of these puppies you’d have to give me cash and half an hour to disappear, and the owner would never see me again!".

At this point, we have spent most of the am goofing around and we only have 8 miles in (ha!). We haven’t even reported at check point #1 yet, but we can’t leave this venue without immortalizing this Kodak moment with the ‘Whizzer’, the Jolly Roger’s and, of course, our buddy Barney.

We did have another 78 miles to cover, and an upright ascent of over 700ft (215m) to get over the summit of Cape Sebastian, but that was only at mile 64. First, we had to get to Gold Beach (mile 59) where we arrived around 3pm, not without a few ups and downs near the coast (Humbug Mtn) and some crumbling but very cool internal roads (Old Coast Road), always keeping a good eye on the Cattle Guards along the way…


Humbug Mountain

After checking in at check points #1 and 2 and upon reaching Gold Beach, right after crossing Rogue River Bridge, Bursley and I made the last pit stop, this time for a mega-dish of Ribs & Fries at a waterfront restaurant. Fuel looks better on a dish, even when it’s deep fried (but don’t try putting Powerbars on a plate… it’s just not the same). After an hour there we realized we had to hammer it down now if we wanted to get in campsite before 6pm. And so we did; we knocked out the final 30 miles of the day in less than two hours, including the final climb at Cape Sebastian and a wobbling full-speed 700ft descent that made me pull the reins at 39 mi/hr or you wouldn’t be reading this log… We’re getting used to slacking & sweeping, by the way.


Cape Sebastian (left) -- Brookings OR (right)

As we arrived in campsite just before 6pm, we learned that two of our riders had crashed and were at the hospital (crap). Amber (‘Ale’) and Eric (at this point ‘Crash’) had had an accident somewhere along the Old Coast Road. Fortunately only bruises and road-rash, nothing too serious, but they will probably not be able to ride tomorrow. I found a spot at the ‘Village’ to set up my tent in this incredible Park with huge pine trees (we’re getting closer to the Redwoods), kicked the ball around for a bit with Spoke and then had some dinner. Chilean wine and IPA’s (she knows our taste by now) is what Linda had bought for the night, so after getting a quick bite, I went back to the ‘Village’ where most everyone was pretty exhausted, but still hanging out around a table. I grabbed my windup radio, spun the lever a few times and looked for some signal in this green spot in the middle of nowhere. Sure enough, we caught this radio station playing something like ‘80’s on demand’. The ages among us seven around the table ranges from 28 to 35, so we did not have much trouble guessing songs and artists, and cracking up with stories about the 80’s. It was pretty funny however, to find out that George Michael had sang on most of the tunes we heard that night; either doing choirs in the background, or even playing instruments, according to general consensus among us fellow riders present around the table that night. We’re running out of IPA’s (I grabbed the last one from Bill’s personal stash at the ‘Cribbage Club’) so I’m outta here… Tomorrow we’re heading to California and I can sense a heavier night coming, since Zeta, a good ol’ friend from Chile that has been globetrotting for over 8 years and currently lives in Humboldt, will join our group at Patrick’s Point, most likely with some sort of shocker booty.

-–Peace out.



DAY 7, Friday 9/19
Honeyman State Park To Bullard’s Beach State Park

Ride Time: 5h20min
Max Speed: 36.6 mi/hr (59 Km/hr)

We have an easier day today, as we are only covering 67miles (107Km) and 3,225 ft (~1,000m) of total ascent.

I started the day riding with the ‘NY Greyhounds’ (MJ, Cori) and Spoke (Peter). MJ (Flask) and Cori (Buckets) are lawyers in Manhattan and Peter (Spoke) develops drum patterns for Guitar Hero (the Activision Game) in California; fun people to ride with and very strong riders. Coffee at the first check point at 22.3mi in Winchester Bay, right off of US101, where we met up with the rest of the riders. Reading the newspaper and learning about the financial mess in Wall Street is quite odd considering how removed we are from that kind of reality right now. But I guess ‘it’ll all be ok in the end".


Financial Crisis in Wall Street?

The second check point is at mile 42, right before crossing Coos Bay's McCullough Memorial Bridge. This historic bridge is narrow and has no shoulders, so we are encouraged to be careful as we ride across (despite the signs on the photo below!) … the funny thing is whilst I was riding through it, I could swear I heard somebody yell ‘Vamos Chilito!!’ (Go Chile) from a pick-up truck, so I waved back. The guy must have seen the tiny Chilean flag stuck on the back of my helmet... my second guess is he was cursing something else because I was a cyclist on his way! Whatever… I’ll stick to the first scenario.


McCullough Memorial Bridge -walk your bike? Yeah, right...


Two things I miss from my normal day to day life at this point: my guitar and playing soccer. No way I am going to bother carrying a guitar with me, but a soccer ball? Why not, so I bought one on the other side of the bridge, at the local Big 5; I deflated it and latched it up to my bike rack, so I can it kick around while at campsite later.



Charleston, OR

There hasn’t been much climbing today and I have now reached the last check point of the day at mile 50-something, in Charleston, OR. Oysters are supposed to be good here and Cori and Peter are eating some, sitting by the curb outside a seafood place. The weather is really nice today, so hanging out and chatting under the sun for a while is not a bad idea, before heading to Bullard’s Beach State Park, near Bandon, OR.



Ridin' Seven Devils Rd & Whiskey Run Lane... both good themes!

The final leg of the day (12 miles) involves some ascents up to 600 ft (185 m) over the next 6 miles through Seven Devils Road. The first portion takes you up 500ft in 3 miles and, after reaching the top follows a hasty 3-mile descent of the same 600ft through called Whisky Run Lane (I got thirsty now…). After that, the last 6 miles is pretty much flat terrain.


The Village People at the campsite

Heading to Bandon via 101, on foot.


Downtown Bandon at night

After having quite a good dinner, setting up the tent and checking out my wheels, I put on my headphones and went for a ‘short walk’ towards Old Bandon, via 101’s shoulder, to explore the surroundings and meet up with some of the riders. Well, it turns out Bandon is 4 miles away from our campsite, so it wasn’t as short as expected, but what the hell– distances are a downrated matter these days anyway. Once in town I met up with Jennifer (Post), Bloxom, Steve and Bill, at the Arcade Tavern, by the waterfront, where we had a couple pitchers of IPA and talked, laughed and chilled for a couple hours, while Bloxom and Bill played yet another hand of Cribbage.


Sharon (Bristol), MJ (Flask) and Jen C. (Post)

I came back to campsite past 9:00pm with Bristol, MJ and Jennifer (above). Everybody was asleep already, so I opened up a cold IPA I bought in Old Bandon and listened to some music on my iPod, while writing part of this log on my BlackBerry, in the dark, under the stars, until Cori and Peter came by. We talked for awhile, until around 10pm, and then called it a day. I wouldn’t mind doing rides like this more often… Life is gUd.



DAY 6, Thursday 9/18
Devil’s Lake State Park To Honeyman State Park


Ride Time: 5h20min
Max Speed: 37.0 mi/hr (59 Km/hr)

Although I hadn’t considered staying in hotels on this ride, it turned out to be a good idea, to getting laundry done and dry out my gear. I checked out around 5:30am, since I’m on kitchen duty at campsite today -we organize in daily groups to support Linda, the Ride Chef, at breakfast and dinner. Anyway, the ride started at 8am again, with 78 miles (126km) to complete, including nearly 5,000ft (1.500m) of total ascent, with an altitude range of 660ft (202m).

The route today, according to the map, looks pretty straight forward. Coastal roads near the shore the whole day, at different elevation levels, so great views of the ocean are to be expected.


Pérez, Bloxom, Bursley

Bloxom, Bursley and I took off with the clear goal of finding a good cup of coffee along the way. We hit the road and about 6 miles past the first check point -20mi (32km)- we found the ‘Sexie Sandwich’, this eclectic venue where they roast their own organic coffee beans, with a great atmosphere, couches and a surprising and interesting stage-like setup of two guitars, a mic and a piano -not to mention the friendly and 'sexie' barista girls.

After a couple minutes in there, Bloxom and I grabbed the guitars and improvised a some blues, while Bursley would capture this ‘unscheduled rest-stop’ on his phone camera. "Free hot coffee when you sing and play a song" is what the sign on top of the piano said, so I sat behind the keyboard and jammed some Coldplay tunes on it… but beyond the free coffee, we were just pumped by the atmosphere in this hidden spot and decided to take it easy and chill, for about an hour and a half! We’re on our way to consolidating our reputation as Team Slack… but we’re certainly kicking ass scouting awesome spots along the road... come play your favorite song at the Sexie Sandwich next time (check out the menu above).

The Oregon Coast is stunning. It is an evident factor of local pride. Proof of that is this ad, that took my attention today (spotted in several places): on September 20th the Great Oregon Fall Beach Cleanup will take place here, organized by SOLV (www.solv.org). This event will cover over 40 beach sites, so volunteers will basically cover the whole Oregon Coast -sweet initiative.

Knees are bugging some today (most likely it's my IT band, very common in high-mileage runners and cyclists) but it’s nothing that mental focus, a knee band and a buttload of Motrin will not solve for now. At this point you are on full-time pedaling mode (muscle memory rocks!) so it’s no big deal. I will work on bike fit adjustments tonight and get rid of some unnecessary ballast; we’ll see if that helps.

After arriving in Florence -80 miles later- at Honeyman State Park, I am back on kitchen duty helping Linda with dinner. Can’t really complain, she does most of the work during the day anyway. Linda rocks by the way: she works on this type of events sporadically, among other things, but her main thing is working with Native communities in Canada on sustainable housing developments at a few Indian Reservations (her client) as project manager. She has an interesting aura and is quite a wise lady. We’ve had really good conversations so far…

Anyway, we had an awesome meal that night (soup, barbecue chicken, sweet potatoes, fruit, etc) with a few (and then more) IPA’s. Florence is part of the Oregon Dunes National Recreation Area so after washing dishes (no shit), setting my tent up and putting my gear away, a group of around 10 of us (the Village) went out to explore the dunes in the dark. We raced down the slopes a couple times (running and rolling) and chatted for a while under the stars (Milky Way included) passing around MJ’s flask (Bourbon) and even toasting to Chile’s Independence Day (September 18th, 1810) closing the night with a pretty good ‘Viva Chile’ from the crowd. It was also pretty funny to learn about the nicknames that the NYC girls have coined for each rider so far (some of them are hilarious by the way) so, FYI, I will be ‘Chile’ from now on…